Pope Sonny Junior I ?
In a startling revelation Refried Confusion has learned that a Naturalized Texas Citizen, and current resident, could become the next Pope of the Catholic Church.
Sonny Junior has a worldwide following and is known as a Redneck Renaissance Man, a lover of Pablo Picasso and good scotch.
Sonny has a mystical side as well, when this past Christmas he cured a ham and predicted that Joy Behar would be leaving The View.
In his campaign for Church Reform, Sonny has vowed that when elected, masturbation will no longer be considered a Mortal Sin, but re-classified a Class III Misdemeanor. This will free up the confessional considerably. In addition, Sonny pledges to substitute the Eucharist (communion wafer) with sliced brisket sandwiches. Side orders of beans and/or potato salad would be available at extra cost.
I'm heading over to St. Francis to light some candles and pray.
Sonny has a mystical side as well, when this past Christmas he cured a ham and predicted that Joy Behar would be leaving The View.
In his campaign for Church Reform, Sonny has vowed that when elected, masturbation will no longer be considered a Mortal Sin, but re-classified a Class III Misdemeanor. This will free up the confessional considerably. In addition, Sonny pledges to substitute the Eucharist (communion wafer) with sliced brisket sandwiches. Side orders of beans and/or potato salad would be available at extra cost.
I'm heading over to St. Francis to light some candles and pray.
I know this man, I've heard he's been arrested before; Selling Popesiscles without a liscense!
ReplyDeleteThat alone does not make him a bad person. I am more impressed with your use of the semicolon in the construction of the above sentence.
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